FAQ
Q: Is this affiliated with J.D. Vance?
A: Nope. Not endorsed, authorized, or liked by him (probably). This is 100% parody.
Q: Are you making fun of him or supporting him?
A: We’re not sure. Depends on the shirt. Depends on the day. Depends on what J.D. Vance would do.
Q: Can I wear this shirt to a political rally?
A: Absolutely. But we make no promises about what happens afterward.
Q: Is this legal?
A: Yep. Satire and parody are protected speech under the First Amendment. We’re not lawyers, but we’re confident enough to put it on a shirt.
Q: Can I return something if I change my mind (or political views)?
A: All shirts are printed on demand, so we can’t accept returns unless there's a defect or wrong item. If your worldview changes, congrats — that’s harder to fix anyway.
Q: What kind of quality are these shirts?
A: Soft, breathable, and just ironic enough to wear in public. We use high-quality print-on-demand brands like Bella+Canvas, Next Level, and Gildan Softstyle.
Q: Will you make shirts about other politicians?
A: Oh yes. We’ve got enough irony and confusion to go around.