About Us

Welcome to What Would Store Do?
A place for the politically confused, the culturally exhausted, and anyone who’s ever said, “Wait... is this real?”

We sell satire you can wear. From “What Will J.D. Vance Do?” to whatever’s next, our gear is designed to make people laugh, cringe, or rethink their life choices — ideally all three.

This isn’t a political movement. It’s not a PAC. It’s not left or right. It’s just a store asking the eternal question:

What Would Store Do?

And the answer?

Probably flip-flop. But in a very soft, comfortable shirt.